Category Archives: TV

…and on and on it goes…


These two have been suckling at the teet of fame for too damn long! Heck, the only reason we know who they are is because they popped out a bunch of damn babies and couldn’t afford them. Ergo, a show on the boob-toobs. Here’s a little unsolicited advice…shut off the cameras and lock yourselves into a room until you’ve got the whole thing hashed the hell out then sneak out the back door! We’re tired of you!

Part of Kate Gosselin Still Loves Jon


For Sale – Party of 5 Pad

party of 5 for sale

Back in the 90s, you couldn’t drag our little pimply faces from in front of the boob-toob whenever those poor orphaned Salinger kids were on. Bailey just made me weak in the knees making my poor mother damn near have to put smelling salts under my nose whenever he flashed that toothy grin. Now comes the sad news that the home that those 5 beautiful siblings (really 8 if you count the number of actors needed for Owen) play-like they lived in has been hefted onto the even sadder real estate market. How in the hell those kids afforded to live here is beyond me!

Magnificent Golden Gate Bridge and Bay View Mansion

Dementia and old people

Lou Dobbs, that dotty old half-crazed douche-nozzle who makes a regular bobble-headed appearance over at the CNN and who thinks that brown people are responsible for all the shit on his front lawn, has taken to the airwaves to let people know that real, honest-to-goodness bullets have been sent hurtling in his direction. We hate to sound skeptical…ahhhh hell, no we don’t…we’re skeptical!

Lou Dobbs: Gunshots Fired At Me, My Wife, My House

Leaves wet mark when done!

I’m going for a smoke now. Anyone else joining me?

Blame it on old ladies!

Are you gay? Ever wonder why? Well, the good folks over at have solved this most pressing question. And no, they found it had nothing to do with nature or nurture! Blame it on four old ladies in Florida!

The Golden Girls: How One TV Show Turned A Generation Of American Boys Into Homosexuals