Category Archives: Republicans

Grumpy Old Pissants


Those gasbags who make up the old white men’s party, aka Rethugs, aka, GOP, have decided it would be cool to fuck with all of the unemployed by doing their damn best to make sure you’ll have a nasty holiday season. They failed in giving you a heart attack and you’ll get your extension. But, we here at Five by Five think you should be reminded of just how nasty these old men are!

As GOP Holds Up Unemployment Extension, Nearly 200,000 Lose Their Benefits


Crazy like a Foxx


Apparently the good folks of North Carolina decided it would be a good idea to be represented by a clinically insane person and so they elected a Virginia Foxx as their Rep. This woman says some wackadoodle things from the Floor of the United States House of Representatives. Listen y’all, if I was from North Carolina, I’d be embarrassed to admit it! I mean, we here at Five by Five love that beautiful state, but by sending this “missing every damn fry in her happy meal” to represent, ya pretty well screwed yourself!

GOP congresswoman says health care bill scarier than terrorism

SC Republicans like it dirty!


What’s up with married Republican’s from South Carolina? Either they aren’t walking the Appalachian Trail or they aren’t really parked in a cemetery with an 18 year old stripper (with a little Viagra thrown in…”just in case.”).

S.C. state attorney fired after stripper incident